Software Errors in Life: Sort and Solve

I have no driving licence because....obviously I don't know to drive....BUT just wondering how have I been managing this whole drive....I mean life....Yeah you heard me right.... I am driving myself crazy left right and center.......or is it all the insanity in my head that is making it so hard....Complete chemical luchcha in my brain...:P

Someone once wrote "why do people live in the past when they have such a beautiful present!!!"

Pufffff.......My past present and future have been frozen, entangled...and !@##@#!%$^%^......complete gibbrishhhh...

So I tried to sort it.....

# include <ONLY MY LIFE.header>

#include <Call Method to sort and solve. library >

Sorting method 1: 

Invoke the function solve as per priority

Returns error: Exception in handling. Please check the priority set. All seems to be HIGH :(

Sorting method 2:

Invoke the function solve as per interest.

Returns error: Severity Major. No interests found. Please configure interests

Sorting method 3:

Invoke the function solve as per urgency.

Returns error: System Overloaded. Please set the traffic load as per the available ASF.

Sorting method 4:

Invoke the function solve randomly

Returns error:  Instance Not Found. No such library function available.

Final method:

Invoke function just freak out and Get Lost

Processing...Untrusted Search Path....

Press Continue to process further....<F5, F5....>

Execution with Unnecessary Privileges

Press Continue to process further....

Returns Error: Improper Resource Shutdown or Release system due to a dead loop.... :(((

Anymore methods available to sort and solve please suggest.....